[Enduring Freedom]

i vanna smoke your pipe

you vill cooperate

[Hydroshock]

Ve have vays of making you gays.

[ikka]

Person A: "Excuse me, do you know where the fun-hole is to be found?"

Person B: "No I thertainly don't."

Person A: "It is in mein heinie!"

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Reading, writing and arithmetic are passe.....