Not just a country song, but the best country-western song ever written....
"I was drunk the day my momma rolled a yahtzee!,
......
That has the same melody as “Grandma got run over by a reindeer.”
“I was drunk the day my momma rolled a yahtzee!,
I told her ‘momma! you’r on your fourth roll!’
She said ‘who are you? the bone-thrower nazi?’
That’s when her passion a-started to boil....”
She squared with me, and I knew it was comin’!
I ducked into my room, that yahtzee night!
Those hinges on that door sure are nothin’!
Now I’m starin’ down a Geunsue knife!.....”
"WELL, I WAS DRUNK THE DAY MY MOM GOT OUT OF PRISON
AND I WENT TO PICK HER UP IN THE RAIN
BUT BEFORE I COULD GET TO THE STATION IN MY PICKUP TRUCK
SHE GOT RUNNED OVER BY A DAMNED OLD TRAIN
Great song, thanks for the memories.:)