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As a recruiter for the DEA, I'm very impressed with the obvious rational intelligence that you demonstrated with that statement.
If you would enjoy kicking-in doors and spraying rooms with automatic weapon fire, I can put you to work tomorrow!
How's $80,000 a year sound?
Interested? Call me at "You Report Em, We Shoot Em" Phone # (800) Kill Em All. Come hunt dopeheads with the best!