Hmmm...
Pintos burst into flames when hit from behind.
Liberace was a flamer. (Not gonna touch the “behind” part of that. however.)
Liberace spelled his name with an “L”.
“L” is the second letter in “alphabet”.
Alphabet soup is really a noodle soup.
Noodle can be a verb as well as a noun.
THAT’S IT!!
Ron Paul is an alien!
“Ron Paul is an alien!”
That at least explains why he can play the maracas so well.