Caption Al Gore speaking to the Chinese

Yahoo! News Photos ^ | 6/19/07 | staff

[JRios1968]

Click to hear Al's statement

[Lucky9teen]

I am here to educate you about the single biggest threat to our planet. You see, there is something out there which threatens our very existence and may be the end to the human race as we know it. I'm talking, of course, about 'ManBearPig.'

[JRios1968]

Or, try Al's next statement!

[Covenantor]

It's not that easy being green;
Having to spend each day the color of the leaves.
When I think it could be nicer being red, or yellow or gold...
or something much more colorful like that.


It's not easy being green.
It seems you blend in with so many other ord'nary things.
And people tend to pass you over 'cause you're
not standing out like flashy sparkles in the water
or stars in the sky.


But green's the color of Spring.
And green can be cool and friendly-like.
And green can be big like an ocean, or important like a mountain,
or tall like a tree.


When green is all there is to be
It could make you wonder why, but why wonder why?
Wonder, I am green and it'll do fine, it's beautiful!
And I think it's what I want to be.

[G8 Diplomat]

"Comrades..."

[jmyrlefuller]

“Greetings my Chicom friends... I would have dressed more for the occasion, but Hillary Clinton has my Chairman Mao jacket.”

[honolulugal]

[llevrok]

Ok, men. What's your bid for this greater than life size blow up doll, perfect for personal compnanionship.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

"You say that you're going to dominate our stupid American asses for the next one thousand years???"