[romanesq]

Well Bob, you’ve one a one year subscription to our dating service, Cougar America.

Congratulations Bob and enjoy your cougars.

(You are under 21 right Bob. It’s a condition of our contest.)

[Bob]

Well Bob, you’ve one a one year subscription to our dating service, Cougar America.

Congratulations Bob and enjoy your cougars.

(You are under 21 right Bob. It’s a condition of our contest.)

I don't know where the whole 'cougars' thing came from but, for some reason, I find it more than a little bit irritating.

Thanks for the subscription offer but I'm afraid I miss the qualifying condition by about 39 years. :=) Oh, to have known then what I know now.