Posted on 06/13/2007 8:09:54 PM PDT by MplsSteve
She told officers she was just hurrying to get home.
That's the story the 33-year-old naked woman accused of ramming a U-Haul van into the bedroom of a South East Street house early Sunday afternoon gave Culpeper town police.
Will Green was sitting on the porch of the home he was visiting when he saw the van coming around a wide turn at what he said was a high rate of speed.
"I thought it was going to hit the neighbor's house," Green said yesterday. "I couldn't believe it when I saw it coming."
The van missed the neighbor's house but struck an SUV parked out front. It then careened into the yard and took out much of the railing and furniture on the patio there, Green said.
That may have slowed the van, but it didn't stop until it hit the side of Gilbert and Rosita Nelson's home next door, buckling the floor and pushing in the bedroom wall.
"It's a miracle that the lady next door, who is elderly, wasn't on the patio at the time," Rosita Nelson said. "She usually sits out there."
At that point Green, who admitted he was stunned, heard screaming.
"At first, I thought it was the neighbor lady. But when I got to the van, I found out it was the driver, who was trying to get out," he said.
"At first, I tried to help her. But when I saw she was completely naked, I just went back in the house and called 911," he added. "After that, I got a sheet and took it out so she could put it around her."
Rosita Nelson said she was at work at the Dollar Store when her daughter called and told her what had happened.
"At first, I thought she said there was a van at the house," Nelson recalled. "She said, 'No, Mama! There's a van IN the house.' At that point, I ran the whole mile home."
Luckily, Gilbert Nelson, who is recovering from a heart attack and stroke, wasn't home at the time. He was out picking up his granddaughter.
"Usually, he's in the bed about that time," Green said.
Fearful the small house might collapse, police left the U-Haul, which Jenkins said the woman had rented a few days earlier, in the side of the building until it could be shored up. After about 24 hours, it was towed away.
Joyce Ann Herbert of Culpeper was charged with indecent exposure, driving with a suspended license, not wearing a seatbelt and driving without liability insurance, police Sgt. Scott Jenkins said. She was not injured.
Jenkins said Herbert had been discharged from Culpeper Regional Hospital that morning.
"She said she was in a hurry to get home," said investigating Officer Tony Sisk, who noted that Herbert had just left home before the accident happened.
Sisk said he had no idea why Herbert was nude at the time. He said police officers had gone to Herbert's home to interview her on another occasion and she came to the door without clothes.
The van sustained front-end damage. Nelson said the SUV parked on South East Street was totaled.
The extent of the damage to the house, which Jenkins said is owned by Ronnie Frazier, was still being determined.
Of course my fav Korean actor is CUTE! That goes without saying. That’s like saying the sky is blue or grass is green. LOL!
I think the sight that would make any man faint, regardless of the Force!
That's what you get for having an unlisted number...
Could be one of Star Wars character
Yes. Naked PCP users were very common in emergency rooms, as medical workers often saw during the late ‘70s and early ‘80s. Is that stuff often abused now?
William Hung is from Hong Kong, not South Korea!
I still like him. :D
......and every policeman in Fredericksburg responded to the call.
I don't know about that. However, you might find this funny. Even though it's all in Korea, you'll start laughing along with them. : )
She had the same barber I did as a boy.
Well I did see a more recent YouTube video of a naked guy geting Tazered. He seemed to be on PCP.
Monk you got admit what Tamar just put down from YOU TUBE that cute
but it was too late,
she'd already been U-Hauled.
Re: Herb Alpert
As a minor bit of trivia, on the S.R.O. album, there is a tune called the ‘Work Song’, very up-tempo, very ‘with it’ kinda rhythm, that song made a LOT of money for Herb and his boys, as it was used by Chrysler Corporation for their 1970 product line of muscle cars, the Plymouth Sport Fury, Road Runner and Duster 340, known collectively as the Chrysler ‘Rapid Transit System’.
Wish I could find a commercial of that. :)
Great, great music! I’ve often wondered what the sound might have been like if Herb Alpert had collaborated with Chuck Mangione (maybe he did?), the sound would have to be fantastic.
Good old Culpepper. A place you pass on the way going south.
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