Rosie O'Donnell -- come on down?

Miami Herald ^ | 6/13/2007 | Staff

[GFritsch]

''They have to want me, I've learned,'' she said.

Fat chance.

One sponsor, however, is interested in Rosie getting the nod: Snap-On-Tools.

[massgopguy]

I thought they didn’t want the host hitting on the girls anymore.

[AppyPappy]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Man, people will really take her political views seriously if she gets this plum job.

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

The first contestants should try to guess Rosie’s weight without going over it.
350? 380??
Then they should try her I.Q.
72? 64??

[Nathan Zachary]

If they want to kill the show off forever, that would be the way to do it.

That loudmouth leftist nutcase should never be seen on television ever again.

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

I’ve always thought that “Bob Barker” would be a good name for a chihuahua.

[laotzu]

O'Donnell admits that it's a ''slim chance''

She means 'fat chance'.

[alloysteel]

"The first contestants should try to guess Rosie’s weight without going over it.
350? 380??
Then they should try her I.Q.
72? 64??"

Neither high enough, nor low enough.

Rosie's breathing MUST be impeded. Both because she would have trouble remembering to breath, and because of the sheer physical exertion required.

[mbynack]

I’m working on a new game show concept called “Slap the Pig”; I wonder if she would be interested in hosting that?

[dbacks]

Rosie: Placenta Washington, come on down...But first I’d like to take this opportunity to tell you all how George Bush is stupid but planned the bombing of the towers, Fire can’t melt steel, you know. Its impossible physically!

[Nathan Zachary]

"One sponsor, however, is interested in Rosie getting the nod: Snap-On-Tools."

Really? If that's the case, I'll be sending them a photo of all my snap on tools being melted down. In fact, knowing that they support that thing means I'll never buy another snap on tool. What a disgusting thought, those snap on tool girls replaced by Rosie... Yuckk!!

[KingSnorky]

If TPIR hires Rosie, they’d have to change the name of its most beloved game: “You’re gonna play PINKO!!”

[badgerlandjim]

I thought they didn’t want the host hitting on the girls anymore.

LOL. Good one!

[DungeonMaster]

“Guess the price of this slightly used carpet cleaner.”

[cdcdawg]

“PINKO”

heh, heh, good one.

[weegee]

''I still send them e-mails every day,'' O'Donnell says.

Some would call that harassment and stalking.

[weegee]

I guess she’s anxious to appear on a tv show where SOMETHING is right.

[hometoroost]

If it’s a ‘fat’ chance Rosie’s in.

[magellan]

I think Happy Gilmore said it best:

"The price is wrong b!tch!"

[GFritsch]

Actually the tools are especially developed for lesbians. Billy Jean King has a set (of tools that is) and uses them when she’s with her buds.