You ever seen/been on any of the rides at the Stratosphere in Las Vegas? 
Not even if I was promised a hot, steamy night with Wayne Newton (and who wouldn't want that?
) would I EVER get on one of those!!!!
They can go on the Stratosphere, you and I will go to lunch.
I love exciting rides, but the “best” rolloer coasters make me barf even when I take motion control pills.
Splash Mountain is more my style.