Thanks.....she really had a blatant disregard for the law and is a danger on the streets.
The reason why the Paris Hilton story is so huge is because nothing else is really going on in the world . . . Well, there is the world leaders gathering at G-8 Summit to discuss the fate of the earth . . . And oh yeah, we’re at war! Other than that, it is a light news day.
Paris Hilton in the cooler. And you know the problem with Paris being in prison, she’s surrounded by sex offenders; she’s surrounded by drug dealers; felons . . . you know, just like when she was on the outside.
Top Ten Signs Paris Hilton Isn’t Doing Well In Prison
10. Suffering from insomnia because she’s not used to sleeping in the same bed every night
9. Too depressed to participate in prison riots
8. Desperate for intimacy, she made a boyfriend out of a stuffed laundry bag
7. She’s ballooned to 93 pounds
6. Only time she said, “That’s hot!” was during delousing
5. Knitted a tea cozy from rat fur (sorry — that joke was left over from an old Martha Stewart list)
4. Only call she received was from Eddie Brill asking for her out
3. Was overheard muttering something about voting for Kucinich
2. Started a pen pal romance with Phil Spector
1. At last night’s conjugal she seemed distant
They say Paris has three blankets, but no pillow. I actually feel a little bit bad for her, especially since I’ve stolen so many pillows from Hilton Hotels.