[DJ MacWoW]

You think the Sheriff's Department honcho would have let Rosie O'Donnell out early?

He** yes! Would you want to look at that everyday?!

Or Ted Kennedy. But then she'd need to keep scuba gear and an inflatable raft in the back of the car...

And a hammer to break windows. Good thing she didn't hire Corzines driver.

[HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity]

She's not looking at this creatively enough. So she sweats out the month and a half in jail and gets a gig as a commentator for NASCAR when she gets out. Or some skanky Bud Light commercial for Monday Night Football. Let her jump on a Couch on Oprah...If she can't figure this out she needs to hire a new agent and publicist.

Although it might be a good moment for resident expert Tom Cruise to jump in and warn her about psychotropics and psychiatry.