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A young actress, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter,
purchased a piece of timberland, near Grants Pass, Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape,the actress slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.
In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor and told him all about her concerns for the environment how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.
The actress angrily asked “What took you so long?”
The doctor smiled and then told her, “Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I’m sorry, but they turned me down.”