From Dennis Leary:
"Judas Priest was on trial because (whining) "My kid bought the record and he listened to the lyrics and then he got into Satan and blah blah blah blah!" Well, that's great. That sets a legal precedent. Does that mean I can sue Dan Fogelberg for making me into a p*ssy in the mid-seventies? Is that possible? "Your honor, between him and James Taylor, I didn't get a BJ until I was thirty-one years old. I was in Colorado, wearing hiking boots and eating granola. I want some money right f'ing now."
Dennis Leary is only second to Sam Kinison as my hero