Good point. Of course, cats don’t need those things, because the Staff bring them anything they want at any time.
(Mine is currently lurking under the router, waiting for someone more interesting than me to turn up.)
I just thought the pet food/baby food comparison was dumb. I have eight children and one cat, but we spend about $5 a month on cat food, and zero on baby food.
You are getting by cheap! I have 2 cats and spend about $12 a week to feed them. They won't even look at anything but canned Fancy Feast.