LOL!
Both my kids came back from boot camp with tattoos, and I asked each of them, “Well? Were you drunk?”
The answers were both negative, and I’m thinking, “What in the world possessed them...?”
In the summer of ‘92, I got my own tattoo, at 11:00 in the morning! Of course, I’d thought of it for two years, so it was just a matter of walking in the door.
None of mine are military related and the guy had a standing policy that if he thought you were drunk or otherwise chemically altered, he'd boot you out of the shop.
You have a *tattoo*! My mother would die if I did :-).