[Tax-chick]

stipulates if a national holiday falls on a Sunday, the ‘day off’ will be the following Monday.

We have many national holidays that are placed on Mondays, but July 4 still gets its real day.

[fanfan]

“July 4 gets its real day”

So should Canada Day.

Everyone should have it off.
Except cops.
Cops and doctors and nurses.
Cops, doctors and nurses, and firefighters.
Cops, doctors and nurses, firefighters and entertainers.
Cops, doctors and nurses, firefighters, entertainers and....well you know what I mean.