[Blind Eye Jones]

Michael Moore will do it. He claims a two giant ham sandwiches flew into the WTC and because it was ham there was no Muslims around... so it must have been Bush.

[Bronzewound]

No way two giant ham sandwiches made it past Michael Moore and went on to impact the trade center.

[Stepan12]

Everyone knows that the Mossad stuck C4 packets into the legs of many many Norway rats and then used electronic pied pipers to guide them into the WTC towers where the Joos then detonated the C4 packets.

But they warned all 4,000 of their co religionists first /sarc