I thought I was in another "phone call" thread:
"Thank you! To help us respond to your question, please enter your nine-digit Amnesty Plus™ number, followed by the pound sign.
Thank you!
Your guest-worker status is granted. Please continue to work as our guest. You have . . .
THREE
. . . years left on your guest-worker Amnesty Plus™ package. To purchase more time, or to hear about another account, please press one. To inquire about back taxes, fees, and fines, please press two.
Thank you! Please wait while we access your records.
Thank you for inquiring about your back taxes, fees, or fines. Our records indicate that you are eligible for our Fee ’n’ Fine™ program, a provision of the McCain-Kennedy-Pelosi-Bush Act, which permanently waives all fees and fines associated with undocumented entrance into the United States. The Fee ’n’ Fine™ program is available ONLY for undocumented immigrants who have resided in the United States illegally since 1986. All documented and legal immigrants MUST pay all fees and fines."
The Long ViewAfter that list, just add this to the end:
"To hear this menu in English, press 9."