My son says the captain of the Flying Dutchman can only touch shore once every ten years. I’ll be going again because there was just too much to absorb, and I missed lines because of rude audience members.
ok spoiler alert... here is the PC impression.
It is very much PC. The begining was an intentional BS UNhistorical ridiculous stab at the USA.
It is SLOW! There are plot holes which are absurd. The big horrible kraken was “just there dead”. Thats it. no battle no NOTHING.
Two great ships in battle with a WHOLE ARMADA on each side DOING NOTHING?!!
The plot writing was obviously phoned home. By the end of the first 1/2 hour you are hoping ALL the characters end up dead.
more spoiler, then yoiu have the homage to the 50 foot woman science fiction movie with the absurd “gaea lite” character. BUT THEN they sort of dump the whole love story with Davy Jones and twist it to something else with the Turner character.
Ok sorry for the rant but it is just not worth paying money.
It is a 1/2 posterior production. It might have occasional good special effects, but the characters are unbelivable and engender zero sympathy. The plot leaves holes you could drive a mac truck through and are not logical.
They might as well have borrowewd from monty python’s bicycle tour skit and just had “what an amazing escape” comment and chopped 2.75 hours off the movie.
HUGE dissapointment, I wish movies came with a money back guarantee.