Throwing a creamfilled pastry on a bus' windshield at a busy intersection is just dangerous - a distracted driver could lose control of the vehicle and people could be injured or die.
And big deal if police "cautioned" a man who was going to throw an egg.
Any cop would tell a would-be vandal: "I wouldn't toss that egg if I were you."
Proof of the banal existence of wearisome pommies.
Wasn’t this a Monty Python skit?
Beware of the deadly Cream-Phyllo Cones. LOL!! :D