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Wis. festival sells deep-fried testicles
AP via Boston.com ^ | May 13, 2007 | Unattributed

Posted on 05/14/2007 7:54:10 PM PDT by gpapa

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To: ozzymandus; Slings and Arrows
I cannot believe how many people have never heard of Mountain Oysters. Folks, if you’ve never tried ‘em, keep your gagging noises to yourselves.

The wife & I just looked at each other, asked what the big deal was when we first saw the story elsewhere.

Five miles up the road: On the weekly "sea food night", Rocky Mountain oysters are part of the buffet. I always get seconds.

Baxter Black did a cowboy poetry story of a cow poke & an eastern lady, discussing their mutual love of oysters.

(naturally, hers are seafood; his mountain)

It ends with her putting him under the table when she tells him she likes hers best raw.

41 posted on 05/14/2007 10:39:34 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Islam: a Satanically Transmitted Disease, spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus.)
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To: ApplegateRanch
The wife & I just looked at each other, asked what the big deal was when we first saw the story elsewhere.

The word "testicle" is inherently funny. Trust me on this. I am a humor professional.

42 posted on 05/14/2007 10:45:25 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!!!" --http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0439.html)
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To: gpapa

Visions of Fear Factor. Got Milk?


43 posted on 05/14/2007 10:51:39 PM PDT by afnamvet (It is what it is)
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To: BigCinBigD
"Say Ted. Did you go to the Ninth annual Testicle Festival at Mama’s Place Bar and Grill in Elderon?

Why yes, in fact I has a ball."

Sometimes spell-check alone is not enough.

44 posted on 05/15/2007 12:09:00 AM PDT by norton
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To: gpapa
The line seen on a participant's t-shirt

I Had a Ball at the Testicle Festival

No big deal, virtually every small town in Central Illinois has a nut fry at the VFW or American Legion once a month or so...

45 posted on 05/15/2007 12:42:22 AM PDT by Knute (Tell me again ONE good reason I'm living here in Wisconsin??)
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To: Slings and Arrows
O RLY?


46 posted on 05/15/2007 2:01:55 AM PDT by Daffynition (A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.)
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To: gpapa

That’s nothing we have the ‘Testicle Festival’ here in Montana!


47 posted on 05/15/2007 7:33:25 AM PDT by the lastbestlady (I now believe that we have two lives; the life we learn with and the life we live with after that.)
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To: gpapa
And after the 'nut fry', it's off to the 'sack' races????
48 posted on 05/15/2007 8:37:28 AM PDT by GoldCountryRedneck ("The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control immigration."- unknown)
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To: Clemenza
"My least favorite exotic food was alligator. Like tough, tough chicken."

Gator meat becomes very tough when overcooked. It's pretty tender when cooked properly. And yummy!
49 posted on 05/15/2007 10:55:46 AM PDT by macmedic892 (I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.)
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To: new cruelty

We know where you’re going this weekend.


50 posted on 05/15/2007 10:56:26 AM PDT by RockinRight (I might be a FRedneck...)
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