Christa - an unemployeed wannabe who joined the Army on a whim. Her time to walk the plank will depend on how she fills out her eye patch.
Christian - he had me until the protein powders. The youngsters will feed him to the sharks soon.
Jay - depending on his attitude, this bad boy might go far
J.D. - I’m thinking I like this guy. He seems like a loner but would be loyal to his alliance.
John - someone needs to come out of the closet. I can see John flirting with both genders to keep himself afloat. I can also see him stabing his alliance in the back and ticking folks off. Nope, he won’t get the treasure chest.
Joy - not enough about her to decide but she too sounds like another who isn’t living up to her potential.
Jupiter - as if having two pet snails was lame, this freak has a pet one-eyed gold fish. Did Mark hire all these low lifes straight from the circus?
Kendra - can’t decide if she’s jumping off the plank in Ep. 1 or she has enough spunk to sail a few voyages.
Laurel - did the casting director decide he/she was going to save the world from homeless people? What happened to her dog after the van was impounded and she signed up for the show?
Louie - Could we hope for a Rupert II? He might be too old for the youngsters to keep around unless he surprises us with some political savvy.
Nessa - what’s with all the wasted potential? Well, let’s see we know the casting director slummed around CA for all the carnival folk and then went on vacation to Alaska.
Sean - either he’ll be smitten with John by the time the parrot speaks or we’re in for a rousing cat fight.
Livin' in a van down by the river...