Wait; you can copyright the “Blue Screen of Death” or having your financial information stolen?
Who knew?
LOLOLOL!!! Sounds like you're an "experienced user"!
At least that Blue Screen of Death will let you recover your data that you were working on before it crashed.
I work on Macs and when they crash you lose everything. The MAC crash is cute though. Instead of a blue screen it is a gray window shade type thing. Appropriate: the curtain going down on any work you did not save on your crashed Mac.
Windows and Microsoft are not perfect. Just glad it was nto MAC that dominated the industry.