Concerning a machine beat, check out any Baroque piece. All Baroque music was dance music, and all of it, even slower religious pieces, has a steady beat.
And if you want pure classical rhythm, check out the Presto finale of Schubert's Quartet in D minor, D. 810, better known as the "Death and the Maiden" quartet. It's pure classical rap. I could write (clean) words to it.
That's to be expected in the Socialist cesspool of Seattle. When there are so few Conservatives here, they are going to creep into areas where they would be less of a force in more of a mainstream city.
All Baroque music was dance music, and all of it, even slower religious pieces, has a steady beat.
When I said "machine beat" I meant just that....a beat produced by a machine and not subject to human interpretations and variations. A 'steady' beat exists in many places, including nature and the cosmos, but it is not a soulless, programmed noise.