[Calvin Locke]

"Hey! You got your van stuck on our bicycles!" "You got your bicycles stuck under my van..."

Where's an earthquake when you need it, to open up the earth and swallow up the moon bats.

[BigCinBigD]

“Where’s an earthquake when you need it, to open up the earth and swallow up the moon bats.”

I dream of the day when I can sit on the beach and watch the warm waters of the Pacific lapping gently against the shore.............In Nevada!