Paris Hilton Going to Jail for 45 Days (Orange jumpsuits will be the fashion rage this summer.)

apnews.myway.com ^ | SANDY COHEN

[kellynla]

gezzzzzzzz...talk about a HUGE difference....
Well she won’t be able to get her coloring done for 45 days.
You can bet she’ll make an exit from incarceration under the cover of night.
Girlfriend has a rep to protect. LOL
But she’ll capitalize BIG TIME from her incarceration.
And they’ll be one hellofa party after her release!

[kellynla]

“Does this mean we can go for 45 glorious days without being forced to read something about Paris Hilton in the papers?”

Hardly!
Every local news source will be camped out of her incarceration location interviewing every visitor and “ho” exiting.LOL

[Guille]

Someone cares, otherwise she would not get paid the money she does just to simply show up at a club and party.

[COUNTrecount]

But she’ll capitalize BIG TIME from her incarceration.

Yeah, like pay -per- view of her body cavity search. Oh, we've already been lucky to see that. She has no talent. Her 15 minutes are OVER.

[kellynla]

“Her 15 minutes are OVER?”

are you kidding? LOL
with this, just like IMUS' firing, her celebrity will be enhanced.
Hollyweird loves its celebrities and when the celebrities are incarcerated it loves them even more. I can see a whole line of Paris Hilton orange jumpsuits on the racks in BH this summer.

[kellynla]

Get yours while they're hot!

[ItisaReligionofPeace]

I couldn’t care less about her. Period.

[festus]

Probably the opposite. Every inmate in the joint will have as many “visitors” as possible as the press seeks to get us hourly updates on “How’s Paris Doing Behind Bars”.

[BenLurkin]

[Trajan88]

Re: "Paris Hilton looked forward and didn't speak to news media as she left court. Her mother looked upset."

Wow... this skank's parents finally come out from under the "enabling" rock they've been hiding under to say the equivalent of the Queen of Mean's claim that "only the little people pay taxes."

The Hiltons finally get a taste of how blind justice is... too bad there are not a lot more judges that'd do the same for any /all pop culture "icons" that spit on established laws, regulations, and sense of decency.

[kellynla]

She, like many others who drink, should invest in a limo & a driver...
When I was drinking, I purchased a limo...best investment I ever made!

[Vision]

As she was hustled into the Cadillac, her flustered mother —who had a 2005 reality show on NBC in which she ostensibly taught ordinary people to acquire the high society manners of a Hilton

[Vision]

To talk about a movie for a second if you care...

What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some (wo)men you just can't reach, so you get what we had here last week which is the way (s)he wants it. Well, (s)he gets it. And I don't like it any more than you men.



I'm not sure why that line is so famous. The guy was nice...he told all new prisoners, "look this will be what you make of it. You wanna be nice, you'll have a nice time. Wanna be a jackass, we're gonna treat you like one."

I've never understood the appeal of that movie as I can't like the main character. A guy whose addicted to the adrenaline of war can't adjust to normal life, and ends up acting like such an ass that the law kills him.

[kellynla]

“Anyone who doesn’t like the movie gets a night in the box.”
LOL

[Nea Wood]

City attorney spokesman Nick Velasquez said late Friday that the judge's ruling "sends a clear message that in the city of Los Angeles, no one is above the law."

Oh, really? Well, that was my laugh for the day.

[Continental Soldier]

Never thought she would be sentenced to jail, but am still waiting to see if she serves even one day of that sentence.

[dfwgator]

Will Paris say, “I’m shakin’ it here boss, I’m shakin’ it.”

[csvset]

Lol

[diverteach]

“Suburban Lynwood”

Right smack in the middle between Watts and Compton. I’m sure it’s just lovely. NOT!

Those inmates there are gonna have fun with her.

[al baby]

In Paris’s box no tanks