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3,500 Lbs. of Bat Guano Found in Attic
philly.com ^
| 5-3-2007
| staff writer
Posted on 05/03/2007 11:17:28 AM PDT by bedolido
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guess I'll have to change my hobby
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posted on
05/03/2007 11:17:34 AM PDT
by
bedolido
To: bedolido
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posted on
05/03/2007 11:18:40 AM PDT
by
tiredoflaundry
(The greatest danger to our troops is the Congress of the United States.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
05/03/2007 11:23:21 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(Hey! Quiet Down Out There!)
To: bedolido
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posted on
05/03/2007 11:23:31 AM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(Enoch Powell was right.)
To: bedolido
Looks like they found The Bat Cave....
Bruce Wayne needs a new hideout.
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posted on
05/03/2007 11:24:36 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(Hey! Quiet Down Out There!)
To: bedolido
They were informed of the bats but not the massive pile of guano? Brilliant!
To: bedolido
What? ....they don’t use a “bat box”?
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posted on
05/03/2007 11:26:59 AM PDT
by
CIDKauf
(No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.)
To: CIDKauf
how did they weigh it? On a bat-room scale (I know reaching for a groaner... but couldn’t help myself)
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posted on
05/03/2007 11:36:31 AM PDT
by
bedolido
(I can forgive you for killing my sons, but I cannot forgive you for forcing me to kill your sons)
To: bedolido
Reminds me of 2 things.
One was a book about a secret weapon called the “Bat Bomb” in WWII. It was a fun read. One episode that I recall was that there were some idiot photographers who went into the bat cave to take pictures, against advice from the team. Everyone left them in there, and when they turned on the lights to take pictures, millions of bats defecated. They were covered in it.
Second thing it reminds me of is a scene in some western movie where Christian Slater said something like, “I’ve been to Gold [mining] towns, silver towns, heck even salt towns. But I ain’t never before been to a bat sh!t town.”
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posted on
05/03/2007 11:37:22 AM PDT
by
Kevmo
(Duncan Hunter just needs one Rudy G Campaign Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVBtPIrEleM)
To: bedolido
Was that R13 or R19 quano?
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posted on
05/03/2007 11:38:06 AM PDT
by
al_c
quano = guano
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posted on
05/03/2007 11:38:44 AM PDT
by
al_c
To: al_c
Was that R13 or R19 quano?actually sprayed my puter with Dr Pepper on that one. Now where'd I put that scot towel?
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posted on
05/03/2007 11:40:07 AM PDT
by
bedolido
(I can forgive you for killing my sons, but I cannot forgive you for forcing me to kill your sons)
To: ClearCase_guy
You beat me you deviated prevert!
To: bedolido
I remember hearing that Guano is actually worth money as one helluva fertilizer. I’ll bet the folks that cleaned up, cleaned up in more ways than one.
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posted on
05/03/2007 11:41:06 AM PDT
by
marine86297
(I'll never forgive Clinton for Somalia, my blood is on his hands)
To: bedolido
To haul, one must weigh....therefore I figure the truck hauled off 1 3/4 tons of the worst thing about having bats....bats***!
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posted on
05/03/2007 11:42:03 AM PDT
by
CIDKauf
(No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.)
To: bedolido
Heck I’d remove it for free and then sell it. Bat guano’s worth money.
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posted on
05/03/2007 11:43:26 AM PDT
by
Argus
To: bedolido
I thought there was a market for that stuff. Series. Google “bat guano” fertilizer and see how many boutiques are selling it. Isn’t this just the kind of shi ... er, crap E-Bay was invented for?
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posted on
05/03/2007 11:46:11 AM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
("The arrogance of ignorance is astounding" NVA 4/22/07)
To: bedolido
I used to have bats in my attic until my local exterminator crawled in and ate them. Fairly competent snake, and he didn’t charge anything.
To: DeFault User
eeewwww... but very frugal and a smart move. How’d you get the snake out of the attic?
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posted on
05/03/2007 11:50:46 AM PDT
by
bedolido
(I can forgive you for killing my sons, but I cannot forgive you for forcing me to kill your sons)
To: Allegra
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"It's an aphrodisiac. I swear."
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posted on
05/03/2007 11:54:00 AM PDT
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
("Proudly keeping one iron boot on the necks of libertarian faux 'conservatives' since 1958!")
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