[Froufrou]

Many scientists also joke that the reduction in calories is so drastic that it only feels like you are living longer.

I would say "pass the potatoes," but everyone knows that "legumes make fumes."

[stylin19a]

I do it the old fashioned way....I have picture in my attic

[marsapan]

Heavens, don’t let Joan Rivers hear about this. She’ll come back from the dead.

[word_warrior_bob]

Eating one small meal a day is some “elixir”

You get to deny yourself all the fun when your young and get to extend your “diaper years” by at least 15 years, I won’t be signing on to this magic “elixir”.