I've heard the discussions about descriptions of Jesus having a swarthy complexion and hair like lamb's wool. If He isn't, but has a sense of humor, that's what the Nazis saw at the Gates of Heaven as they stopped to pick up directions to Hell.
The 12th Armored Division, Combat Command B captured some SS soldiers who were much upset that they were to be escorted to the POW camp by “Verdamnt Niegre”. The black soldiers picked out two soldiers, one SS, one US about the same size, and had them fight, with the understanding that this process would be repeated as necessary.
After a few minutes, the selected SS soldier agreed that the US soldiers were “erlicher schwartze” honorable blacks”. The rest of the SS learned quickly, and agreed with their representitive.
Source: “The Other Side of Time” filtered alas! by my aging memory.