[jdm]

Several classrooms at Des Moines Area Community College were evacuated after college officials became nervous about a suspicious package. What they found inside wasn't a bomb — it was a box containing 500 condoms.

I'm sure the president of the school took a real ribbing for that.

[martin_fierro]

Several classrooms at Des Moines Area Community College were evacuated

Thankfully, it wasn't a Semenary. 

[martin_fierro]

I, for one, would like to hear it.