[Constitution Day]

Maiko Kawakami appeared on a TV talk show with snaps of her pet, and admitted she wondered why it "didn't bark and refused to eat dog food".
She was soon set straight - her dog was in fact a sheep.

[dighton]

The swindle might work in reverse, say, on drunk New Zealanders, by marketing Bedlington terriers as Pretty Baa-Lambs.