Rosie to Sheryl Crow: "Have You Seen My Ass?"

tmz.com ^ | 4/23/07

[redstates4ever]

This "little lady" needs one of those rolls, too.

[AlexW]

I am sure Rosie Owacko will keep the New York Slimes print edition in business.
Its not just for fish wrap anymore.

[pikachu]

Rosie's ass is soooo big that:

1. It can be seen from space -- from the other side of the Milky way!
2. They use it to demonstrate the curvature of the Earth
3. Light bends around it
4. Zip code? Heck, it's up for state hood
5. Badonkadonk is not only the Hip Hop term for it -- it is actually the sound it makes as it moves past.
6. A plastic surgeon asked to 'do a lift' had to price construction cranes.
7. Tug boats are needed to get her in/out of the bath tub and or jacuzzi
8. She doesn't ask 'Do these pants make my ass look big', she asks 'Do these pants make me look like the Sierra Nevadas

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[SunkenCiv]

I think everyone who watches the show sees it every weekday. :’)

[dirtboy]

Rosie to Sheryl Crow: "Have You Seen My Ass?"

The ass that felled a thousand Sequoias.

[dirtboy]

Her ass is so big that geologists debate whether it was carved out by ice-age floods.

[Muleteam1]

Rosie's so fat that...

[rockthecasbah]

Rosie and Sheryl are just dandy spokespeople for the Democrats - maybe they can headline the 2008 Democratic National Convention