I don’t know about CO2 emissions but the BS emissions are definitely rising.
We got a jump start yesterday. Did some illegal burning in the back yard.
Well since belces and farts of animals contribute to global warming so to must human belches and farts. Think I’ll have a BBQ burgers with lots of baked beans and Beer.
friiiiiiaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAPPPPPP!!! Wow! Just got a good early start on insulting MullAl-Gore.
The Dim nomination is like the clown car at the circus, they just keep tumbling out!
I intend to pollute at the skeet range, sending aromatic combustion elements into the air, and lead into the soil.
Just fire up the grill, especially if it’s charcoal. Then enjoy the fruits of your labor guilt free.
Also, for starters maybe a little Spotted Owl hot wings...
And maybe a little Wetlands greens salad for roughage?
I know it's early, but Sunday dinner is a big event.
There was a movie out in the 1960s that had the subtitle “How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb” or something like that. Well I think we should all learn to stop worrying and love global warming. Especially since it’s going to hit 70 degrees in New England today. I’m going to set up the dog run in the back yard and tune up the lawn mower. After the long winter I’ve just been through, I’m already starting to like this global warming.
I did my part this week. We cut down a bunch of trees and tomorrow, we throw a big torch to them.
Ain’t nothin like a pile of trees as big as a house and flames 40-50 feet in the air.
Gotta have about a 30 foot stick for your weenies and marshmallows though
You are already polluting according to the eco freaks, until you live outdoors without any modern tools living off the land and taking very small breaths since CO2 is now a legal pollutant
So go ahead pollute all you want, the eco freaks won't be happy anyway
Check out the Google seach page. (remember these are the guys who gave no recognition to Easter...not even to the Easter Bunny, and also seemed to forget about Passover.)
I did my part. I drove by myself to Mass in my 1989 Chrysler Fifth Ave. with a 318 V-8 and bad rings.
Depends on what you’re going to “pollute”? If you’re talking about throwing cans and bottles out the car window, go ahead — it gives the prisoners something to pick up. If you’re talking about not recyclying newspaper, go ahead, as the ROI is not there for reprocessing. If you’re talking about dumping used car oil or oil-based paint down your drain, don’t do that or you could kill the bacteria in the local sewage treatment plant; latex paint in small quantities probably won’t hurt. Whatever you decide, by all means keep exhaling CO2!
Me to. I just released a substantial cloud of methane,thanks to that Vegan chili last night. Be glad I'm inside this computer!
I'm going to slowly cook a large slab of "animal flesh" over those coals.
I will fire up an small internal combustion engine and injure 10s of thousands of plants that happen to be in my lawn.
I will dump some very poisonous chemicals in my pool and then swim around in it....WITHOUT SUNSCREEN.
Are there any leftists that I won't be offending? Just to be sure I'll watch Fox News and write a check to a conservative politician.
Happy Earth Day!
Ping...
I of course have to keep my car windows tightly closed so I don't die of carbon monoxide poisoning. When I'm in a really foul mood and stopped for a light(and the wind is blowing just right) I so love to put old smoky in neutral and stomp on the gas pedal whenever I see what I perceive as a liberal crossing the street in front of me and smothering he/she/it with a cloud of stinky smoke and fumes.
Yes, life is good.
Tomorrow I am sending one of my kids to schools with a shirt that has a picture of a factory on it that reads:
“Industrial Revolution Day April 22”