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| 20 April 2007
| Lester Haines
Posted on 04/20/2007 12:02:52 PM PDT by Fractal Trader
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Every booking lasts three hours minimum .... There is nothing more terrible than dying as a virgin
To: Fractal Trader
Something tells me I’d best wait to visit this thread again until after I get home from work.
}:-)4
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posted on
04/20/2007 12:04:37 PM PDT
by
Moose4
(Today, we are all Hokies.)
To: Fractal Trader
Except, I’ll just say that one of the special packages you can purchase probably has the girl dressing up as Tux the Linux Penguin...
}:-)4
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posted on
04/20/2007 12:05:27 PM PDT
by
Moose4
(Today, we are all Hokies.)
To: Moose4
Except, I’ll just say that one of the special packages you can purchase probably has the girl dressing up as Tux the Linux Penguin... That's too funny! :)
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posted on
04/20/2007 12:06:30 PM PDT
by
LibKill
("RUDY GIULIANI" is just "HILLARY CLINTON" misspelled and wearing a dress.)
To: Fractal Trader
Zoe has a crack team of five girls Well, yeah, I guess she does....
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posted on
04/20/2007 12:11:47 PM PDT
by
r9etb
To: Fractal Trader
"Zoe has a crack team of five girls "specially trained" to pop geeks' cherries." Yep, keeping a straight face here.
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posted on
04/20/2007 12:11:58 PM PDT
by
Enterprise
(I can't talk about liberals anymore because some of the words will get me sent to rehab.)
To: Fractal Trader
Zoe Vialet
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posted on
04/20/2007 12:12:39 PM PDT
by
r9etb
To: Fractal Trader
Recommended by Bill Gates.
To: Fractal Trader
...insert your floppy in the drive...Booting from the hard, ummm, disk is preferable...
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posted on
04/20/2007 12:46:26 PM PDT
by
GoldCountryRedneck
("The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control immigration."- unknown)
To: battlegearboat
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posted on
04/20/2007 12:47:09 PM PDT
by
geezerwheezer
(get up boys, we're burnin' daylight!!!)
To: r9etb
Zoe Vialet
Hmmm....I’m feeling just a little geeky.....
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posted on
04/20/2007 1:15:29 PM PDT
by
jdsteel
(Global Climate Change... for about 4.5 Billion years now and still going strong!)
To: r9etb
However, those readers tempted to avail themselves of their charms are warned it's not just a case of stump up the cash, insert your floppy in the drive, eject and then off for a pizza. Insert your floppy in the drive? Geez, they really are geeks!
Zoe's different from a computer: she won't accept a 3.5-Inch floppy, she needs a hard drive!
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posted on
04/20/2007 1:29:47 PM PDT
by
Rummyfan
(Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
To: Fractal Trader
What is this, Windows XXXP?
-PJ
To: Rummyfan
What about a 5 1/4” floppy or an even older 8”?
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posted on
04/20/2007 1:36:13 PM PDT
by
NathanR
(Apr?s moi, le deluge.)
To: Fractal Trader
This thread is so wrong on so many levels. /s
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posted on
04/20/2007 1:41:57 PM PDT
by
afnamvet
(It is what it is)
To: Fractal Trader
Correction: ALL escort agencies supply geeky virgin nerds their de-flowering.
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posted on
04/20/2007 1:49:27 PM PDT
by
word_warrior_bob
(You can now see my amazing doggie and new puppy on my homepage!! Come say hello to Jake & Sonny)
To: r9etb
I don’t need to be a virgin to see Zoe Vialet do I? Can I pretend?
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posted on
04/20/2007 1:50:56 PM PDT
by
word_warrior_bob
(You can now see my amazing doggie and new puppy on my homepage!! Come say hello to Jake & Sonny)
To: NathanR
What about a 5 1/4” floppy or an even older 8”? The best these guys can do is a thumb drive.
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posted on
04/20/2007 1:59:14 PM PDT
by
Oberon
(What does it take to make government shrink?)
To: Fractal Trader
“They are very sweet but are afraid of seeking contact with other people.”
If it doesn’t have a keyboard and a mouse, Geeks don’t know what to do with it.
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posted on
04/20/2007 1:59:51 PM PDT
by
wolfcreek
(DON'T MESS WITH A NATION IN NEED OF MEDICATION !)
To: Fractal Trader
FOUND ONE:
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posted on
04/20/2007 4:31:57 PM PDT
by
Dumpster Baby
("Hope somebody finds me before the rats do .....")
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