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Types of People who Fart:

VAIN PERSON :ONE WHO LOVES THE SMELL OF HIS OWN
FART

AMBITIOUS :ALWAYS READY FOR A FART

LAZY :JUST FIZZLES

AMIABLE :LIKES TO SMELL OTHER’S FARTS

PROUD :THINKS HIS FARTS ARE EXCEPTIONALLY
PLEASANT

SHY :BLUSHES WHEN HE FARTS SILENTLY

CARELESS :FARTS IN CHURCH OR AT GLOW OF LOVE IN
THE ROOM

SMART ALEC :FARTS WHEN LADIES ARE PRESENT

CLEVER :FARTS AND COUGHS AT THE SAME TIME

SCIENTIFIC :BOTTLES HIS FARTS

STINGY :BELCHES TO SAVE HIS BUTT-HOLE

TIMID :JUMPS WHEN HE FARTS

CONCEITED :THINKS HE CAN FART THE LOUDEST

UNFORTUNATE :TRIES TO FART BUT POOPS IN HIS PANTS
INSTEAD

FOOLISH :SUPPRESSES A FART FOR HOURS

BEWILDERED :CAN’T TELL HIS OWN FART FROM OTHERS
(that’s me!0

NERVOUS :STOPS IN THE MIDDLE OF A FART

MISERABLE :CAN’T FART AT ALL

CONFUSED :FACE IS SO MUCH LIKE A BUTT,FART CAN’T
TELL WHICH WAY TO GO

GROUCHY :GRUMBLES WHEN LADIES FART

SNEAKY :FARTS AND THEN BLAMES IT ON SOMEONE ELSE

DISAPPOINTED :FART DOESN’T SMELL

CHILDISH :FARTS AND THEN GIGGLES

FRESH GUY :JUMPS IN FRONT OF YOU AND THEN FARTS

BIG BULLY :HOLDS YOU DOWN AND THEN FARTS IN YOUR
FACE

DUMB :ENJOYS OTHER FARTS, THINKING THEY ARE HIS
OWN

SICK :SMELLS YOUR FART AND THEN TELLS YOU WHAT
YOU WERE EATIN’

DAMNED MEAN :FARTS AND THEN PULLS THE COVERS
OVER HIS WIFE’S HEAD (that’s me!)

MUSICAL :TENOR OR BASS,CLEAR AS A BELL,SMELLS BAD
BUT SOUNDS GREAT!

ATHLETIC :JUMPS IN THE AIR,FARTS 3 TIMES,AND CLICKS
HIS HEELS 3 TIMES

SLOB :FARTS AND THEN STAINS HIS UNDERWEAR

IMPUDENT :FARTS OUT LOUD AND THEN LAUGHS

ENVIRONMENTALIST :FARTS REGULARLY BUT IS
CONCERNED ABOUT THE POLLUTION

HONEST :ADMITS HE FARTED BUT OFFERS A GOOD
MEDICAL REASON

DISHONEST :FARTS AND THEN BLAMES IT ON THE DOG

HERMIT :ONE WHO ALWAYS HAS A FART IN RESERVE

ANTI-SOCIAL :EXCUSES HIMSELF AND FARTS IN PRIVATE

INTELLECTUAL :CAN DETERMINE THE SMELL OF HIS
NEIGHBOR’S FART

WHIMPY :FARTS AT THE SLIGHTEST EXERTION

SADIST :FARTS IN BED AND THEN FLUFFS THE COVERS

SENSITIVE :FARTS AND THEN STARTS CRYING

AQUATIC :FARTS IN THE BATH; THEN BREAKS THE BUBBLES
WITH HIS TOES

MACHOCHIST :FARTS IN THE BATH AND TRIES TO BITE THE
BUBBLES