red wine for the blood
beer for digestion
vodka covered raisins for a cold
frozen berry daq daqs for cancer
After drinking all that on a daily basis, I’m now healthy as a horse, I just have to go to these damn meetings every day.
Lol!
Now if they could only release the results of the cancer-fighting properties of frozen strawberry margaritas ingested over hot, steamy parking lots before the Jimmy B. concert next week, I might actually be able to talk my husband into buying a timeshare down on the Mexican baja! It’s good for our health!
Don’t forget Theresa’s gin-soaked raisins !