11:5 And the lord Bill came down to see the machine language and the Operating System which the children of men were building and the networking they were doing without need of the Windows Networking Wizard.
11:6 And the lord Bill said, See, they are all one people and have all one Operating System; and this is only the start of what they may do: and now it will not be possible to keep them buying my newest Windows Operating System.
11:7 Come, let us go down and take away the code of their language, so that they will not be able to make themselves clear to one another or access any partition on their storage devices.
11:8 So the lord Bill sent them away into every part of the World Wide Web: and they gave up building their Operating System.
11:9 So it was named Babel, because there the lord Bill took away the code of all languages and from there the lord Bill sent them away over all the pages of the Internet.