[null and void]

Everybody hates me
Nobody loves me
Think I’ll eat some wor-er-erms
Short fat juicy ones
Long slim slimmy ones
Oooie gooie wor-er-erms

[Vroomfondel]

Thanks for the chuckle. Shame you couldn’t work it into a Red Dwarf reference though (maybe the bit about the duplicated strawberries; Lister takes a bite of one full of maggots).