Da massive mutt
wanders as I ponder
as he eyes the horses
I’d say posivitely no, but
I may look off yonder
hope he skips other courses
let’s just go to Pizza Hut
I like the poem. Here is some additional information on Hercules.
Hercules was recently awarded the honorable distinction of “Worlds
Biggest Dog” by Guinness World Records. Hercules is an English Mastiff
and has a 38 inch neck and weighs 282 pounds.
With “paws the size of softballs” (reports the Boston Herald), the
three-year-old monster is far larger and heavier than his breed’s
standard 200 lb limit. Hercules owner Mr. Flynn says that Hercules
weight is natural and not induced by a bizarre diet:
“I fed him normal food and he just grew.... And grew. And grew......”