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Man Selling ex-wife's Designer Handbags and more on Ebay (vanity)
Ebay ^ | April 8, 2007 | strongboydad

Posted on 04/09/2007 7:36:17 AM PDT by RDTF

EX-WIFE'S DOONEY & BOURKE PURSE & DIAMONDS MYSTERY BAG! SHE LEFT PURSES, JEWELRY & MORE! HER LOSS IS YOUR GAIN!

(Excerpt) Read more at cgi.ebay.com ...


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KEYWORDS: auction; divorce; ebay; handbags; revenge; sweetrevenge
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Apparently his wife (ex San Diego Chargers cheerleader) ran off with someone and he now has custody of the kids. He is auctioning off her things on Ebay...he adds more items every day, now the bidding is up to over 2k. Scroll down for some laughs.
1 posted on 04/09/2007 7:36:19 AM PDT by RDTF
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To: RDTF

Why do you think a family breaking up and the pain of selling her things to help take care of the kids is funny?

What a heart breaking story for this man and his kids.


2 posted on 04/09/2007 7:41:12 AM PDT by stockpirate (A nation that does not honor it warriors will be defeated by a nation that does.)
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To: stockpirate

absolutely. Serves her right.


3 posted on 04/09/2007 7:41:48 AM PDT by RDTF (They should have put down Barbarella instead of Barbaro)
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To: RDTF

While I think this kind of thing is always silly, I guess turnabout is fair play. Women do this stuff all the time.


4 posted on 04/09/2007 7:46:31 AM PDT by Sue Perkick (...what I was born to do, don't have to think it through.....)
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To: stockpirate

“Why do you think a family breaking up and the pain of selling her things to help take care of the kids is funny?”

It is indeed sad, but many find humor in these things (humor blunts pain sometimes IMO).

I recall getting a forwarded email that had a picture of a bass boat on a trailer in front of a home. In the bass boat were bowling stuff, a big TV, golf clubs, and so on, with a big sign spraypainted on cardboard saying “FOR SALE CHEAP formerly owned by cheating lowlife husband”.

The pain and heartache behind that image is still there, but the humor is there too.


5 posted on 04/09/2007 7:58:14 AM PDT by DBrow
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To: RDTF

I love the stuff like this on EBAY.

As for the purses and everything, that is so weird to me. Shoes I get, you can put your feet in different ones every day.

But a purse? Sheesh, I carry mine until it falls apart.


6 posted on 04/09/2007 7:59:11 AM PDT by najida (One day, a door opens, and you get a chance to start over. But the phone rings......)
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To: DBrow

Right but it isn’t your pain, it is theirs. So laughing at someone else’s pain is not nice.


7 posted on 04/09/2007 8:08:14 AM PDT by stockpirate (A nation that does not honor it warriors will be defeated by a nation that does.)
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To: RDTF
This could go down in history as the greatest eBay auction ever.

As long as this guy has great goodies to toss into the bag, the bidding will increase exponentially.
He seems to be well rid of his ex-wench.

8 posted on 04/09/2007 8:09:26 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (Don't question faith. Don't answer lies.)
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To: najida

She must have been a shop-a-holic, they still have tags! Glad he can sell it all off. Maybe posting it here will help to give it some attention and raise the bidding amount.


9 posted on 04/09/2007 8:09:33 AM PDT by RDTF (They should have put down Barbarella instead of Barbaro)
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To: RDTF

Here is a funny ebay post from a few years ago:

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For Sale: One Slightly Used Size 12 Wedding Gown. Only worn twice: Once at the wedding and once for these pictures.

Make: Victoria

Style: 611

Size: 12

Divorce forces sale

I found my ex-wife’s wedding dress in the attic when I moved. She took the $4000 engagement ring but left the dress. I was actually going to have a dress burning party when the divorce became final, but my sister talked me out of it. She said, “That’s such a gorgeous dress. Some lucky girl would be glad to have it. You should sell it on EBay. At least get something back for it.” So, this is what I’m doing. I’m selling it hoping to get enough money for maybe a couple of Mariners tickets and some beer. This dress cost me $1200 that my drunken sot of an ex-father-in-law swore up and down he would pay for but didn’t so I got stuck with the bill. Luckily I only got stuck with his daughter for 5 years. Thank the Lord we didn’t have kids. If they would have turned out like her or her family I would have slit my wrists. Anyway, it’s a really nice dress as you can see in the pictures. Personally, I think it looks like a $1200 shower curtain, but what do I know about this. We tried taking pictures of this lovely white garment but it didn’t look right on the hanger as you can see, so my sister says, “You need a model.” Well, quite frankly my sister isn’t exactly small, (like a size 12 is?) so she wouldn’t pose for the picture. Seeing as I have sworn off women for the time being and I ain’t friends with any, it left me holding the bag. I took the liberty of blacking out my face - not to protect the ex-wife but to protect me from my bar buddies and co-workers finding out about it. I would never live it down. Actually I didn’t think my head would fit in the neck hole, but then I figured she got her Texas cheerleader hair through there I could get my head in it. Though, after looking at the pictures, I thought it made me look fat. How do you women wear this crap? I only had to walk 3 feet and I tripped twice. Don’t worry ladies - I am wearing clothes on underneath it. I gotta say it did make me feel very pretty. So if it can make me feel pretty, it can make you feel pretty, especially on the most important day of your life, right? Anyway, I was told to say it has a train and a veil and all kinds of shiny beady things. I think it’s funny that one picture makes it look like the chest plate off an Imperial Storm Trooper. Did I mention that all I want is a ball game and beer? Cheap at twice the price. Ladies, you won’t regret this. You may regret the dude you marry but not the dress.

Just a little side note - As I was putting this ad in EBay, it asked me for a color. Is a wedding dress any other freaking color than white or ivory??!! If it is it wouldn’t be a wedding dress, now would it?? I suppose black would work...

On Apr-26-04 at 10:38:31 PDT, seller added the following information:

Well, the auction is a little over half over and I am just amazed. This thing has taken more hits than that pothead that lives in the next building. Man, oh man, if hits were bucks I’d be getting a suite at Safeco.

I also have received TONS of email. I don’t have the time to reply to all of them but I just want to let everyone know that I appreciate the well wishes.

Of the email I received:

Five or so were invitations to ball games in other states. Two of those were for little league games. Do they have those cushy executive boxes with the free chicken wings at those?

One email was from Scotland. It’s a good thing he wrote it because I wouldn’t be able to understand a word he said. Never did get through Braveheart.

Most were thanking me for the laugh. You’re entirely welcome. Five years of misery was well worth the hearty guffaw that was my pleasure to give you.

Oh, yeah. I also got three marriage proposals. Yes, you read it right - three marriage proposals. I feel like one of those mass murderers on death row. I never understood how the hell they got more chicks than I did. Now I know. They sold crap on eBay.

On Apr-26-04 at 23:45:56 PDT, seller added the following information:

Holy Moly!

The hit counter is starting to look like the odometer in my truck! Not the new shiny black full-size 4-wheel-drive American pick-up that I had to part with, but the somewhat older, multicolored, lumpy, tiny, 2-wheel-drive foreign pick-up that belches smoke. A little something about that vehicle, though: it’s absolutely amazing! When I get inside it to go to the store, I am all depressed. But when I arrive at the store, I’m so freaking loopy from inhaling the fumes, I forget why I went there in the first place. I’m saving buckets of money. Of course, I will probably have to spend it all on the tuberculosis I will acquire, but hey, you can’t have everything.

I felt compelled to update this ad once more due to all of your emails. The first thing I have to say is thank you all for your support in my time of need. It was a truly harrowing experience. Some of you men know exactly what I mean.

Seeing as this has turned into my little public forum, I just want to address a few of the emails that kind of left me scratching my head.

I now have five marriage proposals. You would think my speaking of the ones I already got yesterday would have put a damper on it, but you women sure are persistent. One woman actually said she doesn’t want to marry me, but wouldn’t mind being my ex-wife. Hmmm. Let me think about that. Nope. No thanks, already got one. (Pssst. Didn’t I mention I had one? Who wants an ex-wife that can’t read? Now, I know what you guys are thinking - “If she can’t read, then the divorce would be smooth sailing.” Well, that would be all well and good but I didn’t say her ATTORNEY couldn’t read. You following me on this?)

Other emails are serious buyers asking about the dress. “How long is the train?” and “Does the gown come with the headdress and veil?” Yes, headdress and veil are included, but the do-rag stays with me. And if the train was long enough for my ex’s caboose, it’s long enough for yours. You will have to supply your own baggage, though. I gave mine to Goodwill.

There was this one woman who wrote, “You should have covered your tattoos. People will be able to recognize you, like on America’s Most Wanted.” HELLO!!! I’m a guy selling a dress. I’m not wanted for war crimes.

Some of your emails made me laugh. Like the bitter woman that wished she had her ex’s testicles to sell on eBay. I’m not too sure there’s a market for that, though. Then there was the guy that gave his wife’s wedding dress to the Salvation Army by mistake, thinking it was a Christmas tree. Guess he didn’t have any Christmas balls that year.

This has also been a learning experience for me. I got a lot of messages correcting me about the color of wedding dresses. For Russian Orthodox, they are blue. For Chinese they are red. Mexico has multi-colored ones. All I know is, for my next wedding I will be wearing a hairy, flesh-toned ensemble because I will be buck naked with a toe tag lying on a slab in the morgue because I would have killed myself.

A lot of folks were asking me if I wear women’s dresses a lot. I can honestly say that this is the first time I have ever donned female attire. It’s also the first time I’ve been inside something feminine that didn’t nag me to take out the garbage.

It seems a few people have taken offense to my inferring a size 12 is big. One male even pointed out that Marilyn Monroe was a size 14. Now, I would agree with you that size 12/14 is small if I lived on Samoa. But I live right here in the good old 48 Contiguous, where binging and purging is a way of life. American women do not want to be double digits in size. Just ask any woman what size they want to be. Invariably they will say five or seven. Wealthy will be the person that opens a store for Lane Bryant-sized women but sews size 7 tags on all the clothes.

On the flip side of that, I have taken offense to some of the people that told me I’m ugly and a loser. All I have to say is you’d be ugly too if you had a huge white blotch on your face. And as far as being a loser, I think you have it all wrong. I am such the winner. It isn’t every day an average guy can make 50,000 people laugh. Thanks to each and every one of you from the heart of my bottom.


10 posted on 04/09/2007 8:14:27 AM PDT by Mr. Brightside
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To: RDTF

11 posted on 04/09/2007 8:15:06 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: RDTF

And honestly,
I think D&B purses are butt ugly. I’m practical, and they’re all about the label, not about function.

I hope he gets gobs of money for this stuff.


12 posted on 04/09/2007 8:21:32 AM PDT by najida (One day, a door opens, and you get a chance to start over. But the phone rings......)
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To: Mr. Brightside

That was the funniest ebay auction ever! Glad you found it!


13 posted on 04/09/2007 8:38:16 AM PDT by 007girl
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To: 007girl
Oh, yeah. I also got three marriage proposals. Yes, you read it right - three marriage proposals. I feel like one of those mass murderers on death row. I never understood how the hell they got more chicks than I did. Now I know. They sold crap on eBay.

One of the funniest lines.

14 posted on 04/09/2007 8:45:47 AM PDT by Mr. Brightside
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To: stockpirate

Admit it. You smiled.

15 posted on 04/09/2007 8:58:03 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro

Yes I smiled. And I was out in a very well to do area years ago and a woman’s husband had just left her for a younger woman.

She was selling ALL of his stuff, and selling it really cheap. I mean a reel to reel that retailed at the time for over $2,000.00 she was selling for $50.00 as well as everything she had there that was his.
She didn’t need the money, she was selling it to get back at him.

My ex-wife left me and stole several of personal items, watch, saddle, ring etc.

I did not think it was funny nor do I now.


16 posted on 04/09/2007 9:54:25 AM PDT by stockpirate (A nation that does not honor it warriors will be defeated by a nation that does.)
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To: RDTF
It goes both ways.


17 posted on 04/09/2007 10:07:45 AM PDT by Daffynition
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To: RDTF
He could have been slightly more stoic about this whole thing and just had a private burial service for the loot.

The Wedding Ring Coffin is made of solid wood and has a dark glossy mahogany finish. The coffin measures 6 1/4" long x 2 1/4" wide x 2 3/8" high . The interior is lined with black velvet and includes a ring insert to comfortably and securely hold your wedding ring.

18 posted on 04/09/2007 10:14:59 AM PDT by Daffynition
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To: windcliff

ping


19 posted on 04/09/2007 10:30:26 AM PDT by stylecouncilor
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To: RDTF

The divorce is final and it appears he’s moving on in a very public and humorous way. I think those purses are butt ugly but I hope he gets a truck load of cash for them.


20 posted on 04/09/2007 11:28:42 AM PDT by InsensitiveConservative
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