“Anthropocentric Global Warming” means temperatures will vary more than they did in the past - colder cold and warmer warm and cold when it should be warm and warm when it should be cold. An idiot at work actually told me - with a straight face - that AGW will cause it to get colder when it should be warm. Shallow jerkazoid!!
I told a lib at work that I turned on my stove last night and frost began to form on the window. Then I said, “Now I understand what you said about how it would first get colder in some spots when a whole object is starting to warm up.”
He didn’t laugh, but he’s a tighly wound lib.