How dare there be another Island Girl! I am appalled. I bet she’s ugly and doesn’t even live on an island...
Now be kind. Remember imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Just be gracious and accept the compliment.
Hey, there’s only ONE IslandGirl. You are the fragrance that flows from the blossom, the kindness that flows from a heart ...
now go out there and fold her under the curb! Run her over!
(rumor has it that not only is she ugly and lives on a peninsula, she is as feminine as an East German shot putter from the 80’s, if you know what I mean ...)