Now we got rich left winged blowhards making everyone else feel guilty for being the biggest contributors to global warming.
I’m working on my own list — “Twenty Things You Can Do To Help Al Gore Save The Planet”. Here’s a few of them that you can do at home:
- Stop watching movies. Money goes to rich Hollywood actors who buy there own 707s that pollute the atmosphere.
- Stop donating money to feed the world’s poor. That only encourages them to have more kids, who consume the world’s resources.
- Stop eating plants. Plants consume CO2 and emit O2. When you eat a plant that’s means more CO2 and that adds to global warming.
- Eat animals. That will cut down or eliminate the need to eat plants and will reduce the animal population. Reducing the animal population is good because they emit CO2.
- Eat other people. People emit CO2 just by breathing. Every person eaten is one less that will exhale CO2 and buy an SUV.
- Do not eat beans. They cause methane gas emissions.
- Heating water takes energy, so it’s wasteful and harmful to shower or bathe alone. Be responsible and bathe with others.