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Tooting man is Hindu goddess
The Sun ^ | March 30, 2007 | By JULIE MOULT, et al

Posted on 04/02/2007 5:11:54 AM PDT by BlackVeil

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1 posted on 04/02/2007 5:11:55 AM PDT by BlackVeil
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To: BlackVeil
Tooting man

A change of diet can change that.

2 posted on 04/02/2007 5:13:03 AM PDT by DeaconBenjamin2
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To: SunkenCiv; blam
Religious story of the day!

I showed this to a friend on a webforum who said:

Wonder if I can get such job - no stress no work - money in hand

3 posted on 04/02/2007 5:13:56 AM PDT by BlackVeil
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He is regarded as a reincarnation of Bahucharaji, the patron of Indian eunuchs.

Of all the things I never want to be regarded as, the patron saint of castrated men is definetely in the top 3.

L

4 posted on 04/02/2007 5:14:18 AM PDT by Lurker (Calling islam a religion is like calling a car a submarine.)
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To: DeaconBenjamin2

Now then! No laughing at British place names!


5 posted on 04/02/2007 5:15:04 AM PDT by BlackVeil
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A lot of men would pass on that. And anyway, he is subject to criticisms:

A eunuch called Sudha said: “He is a fake. I checked and he still has a penis.

6 posted on 04/02/2007 5:16:15 AM PDT by BlackVeil
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To: BlackVeil

One can take that headline in so many ways...


7 posted on 04/02/2007 5:16:16 AM PDT by livius
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To: BlackVeil

"Beans, beans, the musical fruit..."


8 posted on 04/02/2007 5:17:03 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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Indian friends told him he looked and moved just like the ancient goddess.

Calling him "gay boy" would have brought the cops.
9 posted on 04/02/2007 5:19:51 AM PDT by Thrownatbirth (.....when the sidewalks are safe for the little guy.)
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To: Thrownatbirth

That is right. One needs police for playground taunts, now.


10 posted on 04/02/2007 5:20:58 AM PDT by BlackVeil
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11 posted on 04/02/2007 5:23:18 AM PDT by Daffynition
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Steve told The Sun: “I love being here. I don’t miss anything about Tooting.”

A tutor who tooted the flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot
Said the two to the tutor, Is it tougher to toot
Or to tutor two tooters to toot?

12 posted on 04/02/2007 5:24:06 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: PBRSTREETGANG

*My sister-in-law came here and she got pregnant immediately.*

I don't think "Pamela" was responsible for that one!


13 posted on 04/02/2007 6:15:25 AM PDT by Shimmer128 (My beloved is mine and I am his. Song of Solomon 2:16)
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To: BlackVeil

The idea of a town called "Tooting" is just funny to folks in Podunk.


14 posted on 04/02/2007 7:03:34 AM PDT by Oztrich Boy (Being a political pundit is so easy anyone can do it, And does)
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To: Slings and Arrows

ping


15 posted on 04/02/2007 7:06:10 AM PDT by KoRn (FRED THOMPSON FOR PRESIDENT!)
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To: BlackVeil; martin_fierro

I hear he's a real charmer...

16 posted on 04/02/2007 7:36:43 AM PDT by mikrofon (Toot Uncommon)
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To: 75thOVI; Abathar; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; andie74; Andy'smom; Augustus McCrae; ...

No amateurs, please.
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17 posted on 04/02/2007 8:34:37 AM PDT by martin_fierro (Ich bin ein Diviner)
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...a princess who castrated her husband because he showed no interest in sex.

That'll teach him!!!

of course she had 3 teeth, 1 eye, a rash from her nose to her toes, a handlebar mustache, 1 ear, weighed 500lbs, both her eyes were on the left side of her head, and she wanted her mother to watch and give advice!

18 posted on 04/02/2007 8:49:48 AM PDT by JoeSixPack1
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To: JoeSixPack1

oh,, and... I'd Hit it! :-)


19 posted on 04/02/2007 8:50:44 AM PDT by JoeSixPack1
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To: BlackVeil
He is regarded as a reincarnation of Bahucharaji, the patron of Indian eunuchs.

I can picture him writing home...dear mom and dad...I'm happy here, they think I'm a eunuch and a goddess, but that's a good thing.

20 posted on 04/02/2007 8:52:26 AM PDT by highlander_UW (I don't know what my future holds, but I know Who holds my future)
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