I'd go for his fishing gear alright!!!! bwahahahahaha
One time when i was younger and more impetuous, i caught my man with someone else. I didn't say a word. They were in the back yard looking at the mooooon. Bastard. I got the piece of gooey chocolate cake he'd brought home from wherever they had been, smeared it all over his truck seat and steering wheel and left. In the dark he didn't see it and came back and sat in it. She laughed at him and that was that. Women don't want a man they laugh at. Men don't want a woman that laughs at them.
I should have left for good then, eventually i caught him actually in bed with another. THEN it was over. (although I got him good for that too)
Um...Hoodie laughs at me.
Uh oh...
reminds me of the time Left Eye Lopez set fire to the mansion of the Falcons player in a swanky neighborhood near Atlanta.
We have friends who live down the street from the mansion. The wife noticed the burning house and told the husband to call the fire department.
The husband nonchalantly said, "Why?"
And went about reading his book.
Obviously the neighbhorhood was tired of the shanagans going on in and around the place.