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My book is now selling in Japan, UK, France, Belgium, Denmark, Germany and Canada. Seems abroad people like the idea of another American civil war so much, they’re even willing to read the English prose of an unknown yankee.

Of course, here in America itself, I’m not even a blip on the screen. Amazon ranks me at about 1,288,000 in sales, and B&N at 693,000. Borders doesn’t even list my book, and I luv their herbal teas. My, my, my. How getting published changes one’s perspectives. Two months ago, I wouldn’t have been worried about such things. Waah. Self pity. Self pity. Wallow. Self pity. Self pity.

Buy it now, folks! United America: 2014 by Ben Maxwell! Stop the author’s whining! Pleaaaaaase.

[Eleutheria5]

Now that I’ve said that, expect Righters’ Club to show up on google searches of my title. Really. It happens.

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When I return to the States, I will buy it. That should bump you to 1,287,999 at Amazon and 692,999 at Barnes and Nobles.

And for Christmas, I will give copies of your book as presents.

Hope that helps.