Okay, I vote that the next person who deliberately corrects E5's spelling should be summarily booted from the club, or at the very least lashed soundly with a dangling participle.
Split their infinitives!
"Okay, I vote that the next person who deliberately corrects E5's spelling should be summarily booted from the club, or at the very least lashed soundly with a dangling participle."
Gee kan aye dangel mai partisipul inn heer tu?