Question: What have Irishmen and Jesus Christ got in common?
Answer: They both lived with their mother until they were 33 and neither had a job.
Question:: How do we know that Christ was Irish?
Answer: Because he was 33 still lived at home thought his mother was a virgin and she thought he was the son of God.
Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea Pat yelled:
"Mick! I lost me finger!"
"Have you now?" says Mick. "And how did you do it?"
"I just touched this big spinning thing here like thi...Damn! There goes another one!"