Speaking of St. Patrick's day, here's some lobster humor! (It's all I got)
"Oh yeah?" said Charlie, "And how did this one end?"
"When it was over," Mike replied, "She came to me on her hands and knees.
"Really," said Charles, "Now that's a switch! What did she say?"
She said, "Come out from under the bed, you little chicken."
Eddie Haskell, The Beave, and Wally.
Cant you hear the thundering claw steps of the Giant Lobster coming to get you?