[nicmarlo]

she and the emoticons are going to sing the chorus the whole way to shark country.

Not true either; I've got an eclectic taste in music and have hundreds of songs.....resorting to turnips won't be necessary. Besides, we won't have a pesky, insolent shark on board.

[Lakeshark]

Ummmmmmm.......like "Rhapsody in Turnips"

Or........."Turnip, Turnip, Turnip"...by the Byrds of course......